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A t-shirt company. Allegedly.
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Some things are strange. Some things are stoned. This shirt is both. Retro title-card lettering on a black tee, built for binge nights, snack pilgrimages, and staring into the void until the void offers you chips. If you know, you know. If you don't, it's a very nice font.
The fine print (still soft though):
•Unisex t-shirt
100% combed, ring-spun cotton — 4.2 oz, pre-shrunk, side-seamed
• Heather colors contain polyester, because science
• True-to-size unisex fit, XS–3XL
• Printed when you order it — no warehouse, no waste, no shirts sitting sadly in a bin
• Lighter colors run slightly sheer. You've been warned. Flattered, but warned.
Get cape. Wear cape. Save world. It's not complicated. Three-step heroism for people with limited free time. Cape sold separately. Cape not actually sold at all.
The fine print (still soft though):
•Unisex t-shirt
100% combed, ring-spun cotton — 4.2 oz, pre-shrunk, side-seamed
• Heather colors contain polyester, because science
• True-to-size unisex fit, XS–3XL
• Printed when you order it — no warehouse, no waste, no shirts sitting sadly in a bin
• Lighter colors run slightly sheer. You've been warned. Flattered, but warned.
'We The People?' — punctuation doing a lot of heavy lifting. A reminder that freedom of thought never goes out of style, printed in lettering the founders would recognize and a fabric blend they absolutely would not.
The fine print (still soft though):
•Unisex t-shirt
100% combed, ring-spun cotton — 4.2 oz, pre-shrunk, side-seamed
• Heather colors contain polyester, because science
• True-to-size unisex fit, XS–3XL
• Printed when you order it — no warehouse, no waste, no shirts sitting sadly in a bin
• Lighter colors run slightly sheer. You've been warned. Flattered, but warned.
Testimonials
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"I loved my stoner things T-shirt. Great feel, great quality."
Brennen from Brentwood, TN
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"Fast shipping"
Etienne from Lyon, France
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"I will be telling all my friends about Shirt Minimum"
Scotty from Seattle, WA
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"I ripped a hole in my shirt and they sent a new one right away. Now that's customer service!"
Sanela from Trondheim, Norway
Shirtminimum Social
Shirtminimum Social
Who would’ve thought we could’ve figured out how to set up a social media account. Let alone post on it. Follow us on Instagram to stay up to date on our minimal efforts to change the shirts we wear. Wow, we sound important.